Here's the Truth No One's Telling You:

Your hyperfocus isn't a disorder - it's a spell.

Your sensitivity isn't weakness - it's your psychic power that no one wants you to realise.

Your "weird" obsessions aren't embarrassing - they're your magical specialties.

Your pattern recognition isn't overthinking - it's divination.

For too long, you've been told your neurodivergent traits are problems to manage. But what if they're actually the very things that make you MAGICAL AS FUCK?

What if your ADHD brain that jumps between ideas isn't scattered - but naturally attuned to the web of connection between all things?

What if your autistic need for routine isn't rigid - but the perfect foundation for powerful daily magical practice?

What if your sensory sensitivity isn't a weakness - but the reason you can feel energy shifts that others miss completely?

You're not a broken witch trying to get better.

You're a powerful magical being who's been trying to practice neurotypical witchcraft.

And THAT is what's been holding you back.

Meet Your Teacher

I’m Gemma. ADHD, CPTSD, ex-cult babe turned spiritual dominatrix, rebel with a cause, and your resident gay witch Aunty.

I spent ten years in a Christian cult, and now I’m making up for lost time by running my mouth, flipping tables, and refusing to shrink. I’m a Reiki healer, finishing off my BA in Counselling, and I’ve learned to alchemise trauma into art, sass, and empire-building.

I built my brand, Unhinged Oracle from scratch. Part oracle deck, part live comedy show that slayed at Fringe World Perth 2025 and is heading to Melbourne Fringe next. I’m also the director and producer of So Unhinged, Perth’s monthly variety circus for the weird, wild, and unapologetic performers of Perth.

I’m queer, chronically ill, and delightfully unmanageable. My neurodivergence is my superpower, my middle finger is my guiding star, and my job is to help you stop playing small and start stepping into your power. If I can walk out of a cult and build all this, trust me, you can raise a little hell too.

With the overwhelming success of The Neurodivergent Witch at Witch School 2025, I am honoured to walk this path with you. Baby, we are cracking something open that is bigger than any one of us. Our ancestors are dancing wild, howling with pride, watching us do the work they were burned, silenced, and caged for.

This is more than a course, it’s a lineage reborn. We are picking up the threads they had to drop, weaving them into spells, laughter, and rebellion that could never have existed in their time. We owe it to them. We owe it to ourselves. And we will not be quiet about it.

Week 1:

Hyper Focus Pocus

Stop apologising for your intense focus and start wielding it like the magical weapon it is. You'll create ADHD/Autism-friendly spells that are short, sharp, and sensory-based. Plus, build your own personalised "spell stack" and daily magical routine that works WITH your brain's natural rhythms.

Week 2:

Let's Talk About Shame

Time to unmask and unbind from all that internalised shame about being "too much" or "not enough." Through powerful shadow work and a group visualisation ritual, you'll meet your inner queen, warrior, and wise woman - and start working with ancestors, guides, and goddesses who actually GET you and have got your back.

Week 3:

Neurodivergence & Your Witchy Powers

Discover why your "overthinking" is actually not a thing and rebrand it into your incredible intuition, and learn to tell the difference between psychic downloads, sensory overload and trauma responses. You'll understand the historical connection between spiritual oppression and neurodivergent stigma - and design rebellion rituals that fight back against both.

Week 4:

Let's Talk About ShameEmbracing Your Unique Magic

Ditch the dogma and build your own beautifully weird practice. Create a neuro-affirming altar, write your personal "Witchy User Manual," and connect with your ancestral magical heritage. Your contradictions, fixations, and rituals aren't bugs - they're features.

Week 5:

Protection & Barriers

Learn psychic hygiene for the neurospicy soul. Build energetic barriers without masking, clear burnout and sensory hangovers, and finally learn how to say "no" and mean it.

Week 6:

Integration & Celebration

Become "The Witch You Needed" - connecting fully to your soul's purpose and healing your inner child through the magic you've reclaimed.

But What If..." (Let's Address Your Concerns)

"What if I don't have an official neurodivergent diagnosis?"

This course welcomes everyone - formally diagnosed, self-diagnosed, or just questioning. If you resonate with neurodivergent experiences, you belong here. No gatekeeping, no proof required

What are some common names that come under the Neurodivergent banner?

Autism, ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder), CPTSD (Complex Post Traumatic Stress Disorder), Dyslexia, Dyscalculia, APD (Auditory Processing Disorder) and Dyspraxia.

"What if I'm new to witchcraft?"

Perfect! You won't have to unlearn neurotypical magical habits. We're building your practice from scratch in a way that honors how your brain actually works.

"What if I'm experienced but nothing has worked for me?"

Even better. You already know what doesn't work for your ND brain. Now let's discover what DOES work when magic is designed for minds like yours from the ground up.

"What if I can't keep up with a 6-week commitment?"

Everything is recorded and available at your own pace. Miss a live call? Watch the recording. Need to pause and come back? The content isn't going anywhere. This is designed for real ND life, not perfect attendance.

"What if my brain is 'too different' even for this?"

Your brain isn't too anything. The beauty of this approach is that we're not trying to fit you into ANY mold - we're helping you discover and celebrate your unique magical signature. If nothing else, you will find community and coven with people you can truly relate to and connect with in a way you may have been craving your entire life. Every Witch needs her circle!

Your Investment in Reclaiming Your Magic

This isn't just another course - it's the missing piece you've been searching for

For the first time ever, you can access magical training that actually gets your neurodivergent brain. No more forcing yourself into practices that drain you. No more feeling like a magical failure.

Complete 6-Week Transformation: $497

Or choose "Witch Pay": 4 fortnightly payments of $125

Think about what you've already invested trying to make neurotypical spiritual practices work for you:

• Books that promised meditation techniques you couldn't sustain

• Courses that left you feeling more broken than before  

• Workshops where you had to mask your true magical nature

• Years of believing something was wrong with YOU

• Therapy that tried to pathologise your magic and left you feeling more empty then ever.

What's it worth to finally have a magical practice that celebrates your neurodivergent gifts instead of trying to fix them?

What's it worth to stop masking in spiritual spaces and start showing up as your full, powerful, magical self?

What's it worth to discover that everything you thought was "wrong" with you is actually what makes you MAGICAL AS FUCK?