For Those Who Deserve It (Maybe)

Get your hands on the most chaotic Oracle Deck this century: The Unhinged Oracle Deck; a sass-infused tool for navigating life’s mess with brutal honesty. Use it solo for self-reflection (or self-dragging) or with friends to air their secrets (consensually… ish).

What’s Inside:

The Unhinged Oracle Deck: 69 cards of uncensored wisdom, sharp wit, and zero filter. Think cosmic truths delivered with maximum attitude. Luxe features include a soft-touch finish, fuchsia foiling, and a pull-out box with a fancy ribbon. Perfect for the friend who refuses to go to therapy (cheaper too… in this economy?).

Unhinged Sticker: Randomly chosen, because life’s unfair and so are we. Take what you get and be grateful (we grew up in the ’90s, after all).
15% Off Coupon: We’re generous, not stupid. Use it towards that unhinged purchase you’ve been creeping on.
All this? Over $100 in value for just $69.69.

You’re basically robbing us… but whatever, you’re worth it (probably).